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Josh Microsoft

Outstanding Director Of Relations

The real head of ops if we real, on the fone 24/7 365 chatting it up with big business making shit happen. if u ever hit up the office u'll see him pacing all round, no socks, grip on that receiver.

Vikram Patel

Chief MegaProgrammer™︎

Our top engineering talent. Vikram comes from a long line of real Mfs who can chop up a keyboard like jackie chan or sum. real respect.

Amir Gupta

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u never met a guy that fucks as much as A.G does. we talking straight ass in out heres ur uber type shit. swear to god, #1 player. In truth idont know what he does here but we keep him around and fw him.

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Gandeep Singh

Bitch ass

ugly as fuck and nasty. every body here hate him. do yo damn job stop taking my lunch out the break room u fat fuck. always late always on some bullshit . he cant get fired neither cause he got sum uncle that got him the job who keep giving him mad raises. fuck u and ur uncle if u reading this: we fighting

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my name LJ parsons i work as a writer in this. I came up in baltimore wit my uncle and my other uncle. Child of god, 6'3" 200 lbs. my hobbies include sports betting and pussy.

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